Yesterday’s News Today
Here’s the latest cryptozoology news and, as I’m still on a diet instead of a biscuit of the week you’ll have to make do with a fascinating fact (well I was running out of biscuits anyway):
Woodlice were once eaten (and presumably can still be) as a cure for upset stomachs due to their high calcium content.
Now, while that digests, here is the news:
Tokoloshe myth could be wired to brains, say neurology experts
Earthrace may take on Japanese whalers
Giant dinosaurs 'held heads high'
'Stunning' fossil goes on display
Keepers mauled by white tiger in New Zealand
Jake's (very) narrow escape
Ah, a news story about a dog, this gives me the perfect opportunity to post my favourite shaggy dog story as today’s pun. Sadly the joke, although great, is a bit on the long side and I think Jon would possibly kill me if I wrote the whole thing out here, so please enjoy it at this link: http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html