Thursday, May 16, 2019
CRYPTOLINK: Snallygasters and Death Worms: Five of the Strangest Cryptid Creatures You Should Know About
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Snallygasters and Death Worms: Five of the Strangest Cryptid Creatures You Should Know About
Then we have our aquatic dino creatures, the Loch Ness Monster or Champie and Bessie. Yet, it doesn't end there. Hundreds of creatures have been .
Posted by Jon Downes at 11:35 AM
What has Corinna's column of Fortean bird news got to do with cryptozoology?
Well, everything, actually!
Well, everything, actually!
In an article for the first edition of Cryptozoology Bernard Heuvelmans wrote that cryptozoology is the study of 'unexpected animals' and following on from that perfectly reasonable assertion, it seems to us that whereas the study of out-of-place birds may not have the glamour of the hunt for bigfoot or lake monsters, it is still a perfectly valid area for the Fortean zoologist to be interested in.
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Good Morning Campers. There is a slight adjustment to the normal schedule for this week's blogs as we have hospital appointments this afternoon and tomorrow. There won't be blogs tomorrow as we have to be in Barnstaple at an unholy time of the morning, which also coincides with rush hour (I am not aure whether the R and H are meant to be capitalised or not). I have also been called for an appointment with those jolly nice people at the DWP to see whether I am disabled enough or not. I will have to be examined by someone...Dr Mengele I think his name was, but I am sure that they have my best interests at heart. The bloke on the phone said something I didn't catch about work making one free, which was reassuring.
YER EDITOR SEZ:
THE DIGITAL PRAYER FLAG
You guys out in readership land recently did massive amounts of praying for my wife Corinna. And that now - at least at the moment - she appears to be cancer free. I am convinced that these two things are related. A prayer flag (Lung ta) is a colourful rectangular cloth, often found strung along mountain ridges and peaks high in the Himalayas, used to bless the surrounding countryside and for other purposes. I believe something similar happens with positive vibes transmitted electronically, and - having used it to such good effect with my dear wife's condition - I want to try it on a larger scale. I am still trying to work out the details, so watch this space.
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Meanwhile I continue to pretend that I am a popstar, because now I have sold eight whole copies of my new album Coldharbour. If I continue at this rate I will get a silver disc sometime at the beginning of the next millenium. Coldharbour, by the way, can be found here: https://jondownes1.bandcamp.com/releases
I think it is really rather good, but then again I would say that wouldn't I?
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Gonzo Weekly #337/38
THE EH TO ZEE ISSUE
Nearly forty years after it first came out Gonzo are reissuing the only album by Zee - a duo consisting of the late Richard Wright of Pink Floyd and Dave Harris from Fashion. To mark this we have an exclusive interview with Dave. Meanwhile Alan is at London Remixed, Graham goes to Hawkwind Summer Sundae, Steve remembers the Phun City Festival organised by Mick Farren with the MC5 and all sorts of other groovy folk, Carl goes in search of Spaghetti Westerns and Jon is Chasing Eris and worrying about Greta Thunberg...
And there are radio shows from Mack Maloney and Friday Night Progressive AND Strange Fruit AND there is a column from Kev Rowland, BUT Neil Nixon, Mr Biffo, C J Stone, and Roy Weard,and the irrepressible Corinna are on hiatus. There is also a collection of more news, reviews, views, interviews and southern dibblers who are walking in twos (OK, nothing to do with tiny marsupials who are paired up, but I got carried away with things that rhymed with OOOOS) than you can shake a stick at. And the best part is IT's ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
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Has He Discovered The Truth About The Loch Ness Monster In A New Theory (VIDEO)
The Loch Ness monster – known as Nessie – has remained a mystery for generations, and some claim it is a dinosaur that somehow survived f
Posted by Jon Downes at 5:30 AM