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Showing posts with label Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away so for today, Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q How can you tell that a rhinoceros has been in your fridge?

A By the footprints in the custard. 

Ha! Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news....

  • What do robins, badgers and buzzards have in commo...
  • Why Spider Fangs Are Nature's Perfect Needles
  • Press Complaints Commission rules badger TB image ...
  • Colossal peat bog discovered in Congo
  • The great hike of zebra migration
  • Hybridization Between Native And Invasive Species ...
  • Nature studies: Stay away from the dolphins kept i...
  • Light-colored butterflies and dragonflies thriving...

  • Grape-treading elephant attraction withdraws permi.

  • And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:

    Sunday, March 02, 2014

    WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

    Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

    Q: How do you know if there is a rhino in the pub? 

    A: His bike is outside.

    Ha Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

    Now for the news....


  • Blue whales get a boost in Chile
  • Bison Ready for New Pastures? Protocol Used to Dem...
  • Mountain Lion Family Feast Caught on Camera
  • Virgin boss enters marine mammal controversy
  • Burmese pythons pose little risk to people in Ever...
  • Uganda defies CITES and returns ivory to smuggler
  • Fish and skips! Giant Gourami addicted to prawn co...


  • Panda invasion: Thousands of pandas invade Taipei ...

  • And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:

    Sunday, January 05, 2014

    WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

    Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

    Q: What does a rhino do when it is broke? 

    A: He looks for glue.

    Ha Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

    Now for the news....


  • Cocoa frogs, Helen’s flying frog, walking sharks a...
  • Knut the Polar Bear's Medical Legacy
  • Dogs Sense Small Variations in Earth's Magnetic Fi...
  • Mystery of Bizarre Amazon Web Formations Unraveled...
  • Tanzania seizes illegal ivory in Dar es Salaam
  • These Custom Monster Fetuses Are Adorably Frighten...
  • Mysterious creature washed up in Santubong
  • Desert dwellers and 'bots reveal physics of moveme...

  • 12-year-old animal rights activist arrested in Cal...

  • And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:

    Friday, September 20, 2013

    WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

    Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

    Q: How do you know if there is a rhino in the pub? 
    A: His bike is outside.

    Ha Ha; that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

    Now for the news...





  • Personality Differences: In Lean Times Red Deer Wi...
  • Time Is in the Eye of the Beholder: Time Perceptio...
  • Snail Gets Spots to Fool Predators
  • Four New Species of 'Legless Lizards' Discovered L...
  • Critically Endangered Maui’s dolphin found dead
  • Termites Use Poop to Fight Biological Warfare
  • Rare bat spotted at Welney Wetland Centre
  • Whale Earwax Reveals Secrets Of Their Past
  • Animal rights campaigner Joan Court, 94, goes on '..



  • And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:

    Thursday, September 19, 2013

    WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

    Oll is away, so for todayYesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

     Knock Knock! 
    Who's there? 
    Rhino. 
    Rhino who? 
    Rhino you are in, now open up!

    Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

    Now for the news...





  • Animal rights campaigner Joan Court, 94, goes on '...
  • Watch out for this rare wasp spider at the RSPB La...
  • SOUTH CAROLINA LIGER NAMED WORLD'S LARGEST FELINE
  • Biting back: Taking the sting out of spider venom
  • New survey shows Iranian cheetahs edging towards e...
  • MoD defends decision to put down 'William' guard d...
  • Iron age horse found as Norway glacier melts
  • Rare whale strands on St Kilda
  • Genomes of big cats revealed



  • And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:

    Thursday, September 12, 2013

    WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

    Oll is away so for today, Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

    1st rhinoceros: "What's that over there?"
    2nd rhinoceros: "It's a hippopotamus."
    1st rhinoceros: "Imagine having such a horrible face!!!"

    Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

    Now for the news...



  • Kazakhstan’s saiga threatened by new border fence ...
  • Female Tiger Sharks Migrate from Northwestern to M...
  • Notorious Indian tiger poachers jailed in landmark...
  • 8 Quirky Species Discovered in Lava-Tube Caves
  • 'Priceless' butterflies found at Oxford museum
  • Snake turned up in a Texas Starbucks, and you don'...
  • Monkey Attacked Baby, Tore Off Testicle And Ate It...
  • DRUNK WASPS: Just When You Thought They Couldn't G...




  • And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: