Half a century ago, Belgian Zoologist Bernard Heuvelmans first codified cryptozoology in his book On the Track of Unknown Animals.
The Centre for Fortean Zoology (CFZ) are still on the track, and have been since 1992. But as if chasing unknown animals wasn't enough, we are involved in education, conservation, and good old-fashioned natural history! We already have three journals, the largest cryptozoological publishing house in the world, CFZtv, and the largest cryptozoological conference in the English-speaking world, but in January 2009 someone suggested that we started a daily online magazine! The CFZ bloggo is a collaborative effort by a coalition of members, friends, and supporters of the CFZ, and covers all the subjects with which we deal, with a smattering of music, high strangeness and surreal humour to make up the mix.
Unlike some of our competitors we are not going to try and blackmail you into donating by saying that we won't continue if you don't. That would just be vulgar, but our lives, and those of the animals which we look after, would be a damn sight easier if we receive more donations to our fighting fund. Donate via Paypal today...
Pelican Bay State Prison, where an inmate won back a werewolf erotica novel that prison guards had confiscated from him. (Robert Durell / Los Angeles Times / November 30, 1998)
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A PENSIONER was caught shampooing his privates on a bus after becoming irritated with his underpants.
Philip Milne, 74, was travelling from Bletchley to Bedford when he began to have some issues with his briefs and unzipped his trousers to 'use some shampoo to soothe his groin area' because he did not have his ointment to hand.
Most of the stories which appear on this section of the bloggo come from Richard Freeman who is a self-appointed seeker after inappropriateness in all its forms.
The exhibition crazy golf course features a large model of the Fuhrer, and players have to knock a ball into a tunnel and under the Nazi leader's belt.
Once again it was Richard Freeman who found this. I sometimes think that he has set himself the task of keeping 'Inappropriate Corner' filled with the most bizarre and..ummm...inappropriate things on the Internet. Today it is the turn of the Adolf Hitler Toilet Roll. Sadly The Metro has already done the 'Turd Reich' jokes, so - as I abhor being seen as a plagiarist - I will have to refrain.
We received this news story yesterday, and didn't know whether we should laugh or cry at the gloriously inept piece of decision-making by educationalists who, for reasons known only to themselves, decided to mix up their mathematics and social studies programmes.
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