An idea for the next Weird Weekend. How about you get the Bairns to sing Silver Machine whilst Richard rides into the hall on an infant's tricycle (clearly out of all proportion to his size and painted silver of course) and tries to jump over two or three toy buses?
The icing on the cake would be to get him to sport a day-glow jump suite and cape! Now wouldn't that be something to behold?
Regards Davey C