It’s time once more to open up the door to our cryptozoology news room where Gavin Lloyd Wilson (not to be confused with the other Mr Wilson or dentists named Spalding) has been tirelessly combing the interwebs to find the following stories:
The silly season: Benson the carp and other fishy tales
Is catching a fish bad for it?
Indian school for rogue monkeys
Puppy alive after swallowing arrow
Angling world mourns biggest carp
The newspapers are right to be ‘carp’ing on about Benson, he was a most fantastic fish. R.I.P. Benson.