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Thursday, April 23, 2009

ROSS BRAUND-PHILLIPS: What the CFZ did on Sunday

18th April 2009

Me, Uncle Jon, Matthew, Max and Matthew’s girlfriend Emma went to a fish auction in Redditch, near Birmingham.

The journey was ok I suppose and Emma was mostly asleep on the way. There wasn’t much room in the car, and my whole foot was numb and Emma’s knees feet were numb as well, but we were mostly laughing all the way when Emma was not asleep. John and Mathew were singing some of the way, and it was more of a racket than singing so we thought that they could be the 1st on the top of the charts. We picked up Max at Bridgewater.

When we got there, there was a talk about discus and then it was the auction and it was great. We brought lots of fish, and then there was another talk and that was so boring but I watched it anyway. After that we came home. Emma was ill on the way back, and Jon and Matthew said she should stay awake, so I had to keep on poking Emma to stop her going to sleep. When we got home and put my fish into their tanks, and waited 1 hour so they could get used to the tank, and then we released them.

HAPPY ST GEORGE'S DAY (3)

The little film Richard, Mark and I made two years ago when the world was a far less complicated place..

HAPPY ST GEORGE'S DAY (2)

WHO WAS THE REAL SAINT GEORGE?

by Richard Freeman

We all know Saint George from Childhood stories. We imagine him as a bold knight in shining armour. Astride a white stallion and bearing a red cross on his shield. His battle with the dragon is retold again and again and is known to all school children.

It comes as quite a shock when we take a look at the real, historic Saint George. He was about as far from the legend as it is possible to get.

The man who was to become Saint George was born in the third century in a fuller’s shop in the city of Epiphania (now Hamath) in Syria. Little is known of his early life, but as an adult we know that he used servile flattery to climb the social ladder and gain a lucrative job providing the Roman army with bacon.

He amassed a large amount of money from dishonest and downright unscrupulous dealings. When this 3rd century, pork dealing Del Boy was found out, he had to flee to Libya to escape the wrath of his countrymen.

In Libya he converted to the heretical sect of Arianism, that denied the divinity of Christ. So zealous was he in his new religion that the Roman Emperor Constaninus sent George to Alexandria to become an Archbishop.

A cruel and greedy man he pillaged pagan temples and taxed both pagans and Christians beyond endurance. Finally the people had enough and rose up to overthrow him. The Emperor Constaninus reinstated George but when Emperor Julianas came to power Alexandria reverted to paganism.

George and two of his most ardent followers were thrown in prison and remained there for 24 days till and angry mob broke the doors down and beat the trio to death. Their carcasses were paraded triumphantly through the city and then tossed into the sea.

When the Arians finally re-entered the mainstream church they brought the ‘martyr’ with them and George was established as a saint by the 6th century.

Now things started to get silly. During the Crusades he was supposed to have resurrected and fought for Godfrey of Bouillion at the battle of Antioch and appeared to Richard the Lion Heart as a portent of victory.

The legend of George fighting a dragon was tacked on centuries after his death in order to make him seem braver and appealing. The story is an almost word-by-word rip-off of the Greek legend of Perseus rescuing Andromeda from the sea monster Cetus. The venue was change to the city of Selena in Libya and the sea into a marsh.

Though George had never set foot in England he became our patron saint in 1284 replacing the less ‘action packed’ Edward the Confessor. He is also the patron saint of Greece, Germany, Malta, Italy, farmers and horsemen.

Despite never having come to England, even in his fictional fight with the dragon, there are two English dragon legends associated with him. At Brinsop in Herefordshire Saint George supposedly slew a serpentine, well dwelling dragon. A twelfth century tympanum inside Brinsop church depicts this. At Dragon Hill, close to the famous White Horse Hill in Oxfordshire George is supposed to have slain a dragon whose blood burned the hilltop so no grass will grow there.

These anomalies are easily explained by the ‘christianization’ of earlier, pre-existing legends featuring local heroes. Another Saint who supposedly slew a dragon in a forest in Sussex was Saint Leonard. He was a Frankish nobleman who became a hermit. There is no evidence that he ever came to England. At Helston in Cornwall there was an ancient legend of a dragon who dropped a ball of fire just outside the town. It cooled down and formed a rock that is still there to this day. In later times the dragon was ‘christianized’ into the devil whom Saint Michael supposedly trapped under the rock.

I think if the real Saint George had ever met a genuine dragon he would have died of fright!

OLL LEWIS: Yesterday’s News Today

http://cryptozoologynews.blogspot.com/

It’s biscuit of the week day and as I know how this is the highlight of some peoples week (no, seriously, I’ve actually had emails with biscuit requests and everything) I shall not preamble around: This week’s biscuit is the party ring, when I am feeling particularly rebellious I even dunk a party ring in a cuppa when not at an actual party! And now, the news:

Green about the gills
Rogue monkey enticed by crisps and fizzy drinks
Ants fitted with radio transmitters for scientific study
400-year-old mummified cat found in walls of cottage
And
Lonely lioness looks for love
I heard that she’s a tigress in the bedroom though.

HAPPY ST GEORGE'S DAY Part One



Liz Clancy is a nice girl; one of those girls from an Enid Blyton book who always comes to the aid of those in trouble, or those whom she percieves as being unfairly maligned.

She saw Richard Freeman's St George's Day video from a few years back, and wrote to me:

"Hope you are okay. I saw Richard's St. George video recently on the site and also found this article the other day that was rather more complimentary of the saint so I thought it might be nice for the blog so both sides are presented. It's from Crusader Magazine, which is a Roman Catholic mag based in Manchester."

So, as I always do what pretty girls tell me to, here it is...







Wednesday, April 22, 2009

LATEST ON EMMA

They have discharged her into Matthew's capable care. I have just spoken to both of them in my capacity as Uncle Jon, and she seems shaken but reasonably together....

EMMA IS IN HOSPITAL

Emma Biddle, Matt Osborne's girlfriend and new CFZ recruit has been rushed to hospital. I don't have any more details, but will keep you posted. She was struck low with a severe allergic reaction to something she ate on sunday (which is one of the reasons we were so late back), but seemed to have recovered when I spoke to her this afternoon. Please keep her and Matty in your prayers, and watch this space for further news updates.