Yesterday
was an extraordinarily nice one. To explain, however, I must first take you back
to the early Summer of 1972, when I heard T Rex for the first time. I had been
entranced by the then current hit single 'Metal Guru', even
though I had no idea what a Guru was. A girl I knew in the village told me it
was an Indian religious helmet, but that didn't seem to make much sense. I
wasn't going to argue with her 'cos I fancied her something rotten. So I went
into the school library and looked up the word 'Guru'. The song still didn't
make much sense, but it was an answer of sorts. The aforementioned girl played
me all her T Rex records including 'Ride a White Swan' which included the
lines:
Wear
a tall hat like a druid in the old days
Wear
a tall hat and a tatooed gown
Ride
a white swan like the people of the Beltane
Wear
your hair long, babe you can't go wrong
I
vaguely knew what a druid was from reading various novels by Rosemary Sutcliffe,
but I had never heard of Beltane. So, once again, I went into the school
library. I found out that Beltane was the fire festival traditionally held on
Mayday. As May Day had only recently become a bank holiday, much to the chagrin
of my parents who were convinced that this was the not very thin end of the
wedge that was leading us to a Communist republic. The Vicar, the late Mr
Eppingstone (who was very much of the old school of vicar - a scholar and a
gentleman in every parish) tried to tell my parents that it was the Feast Day of
St Joseph the Worker, but that smacked of Papism, which to my staunchly
conservative (with both a big and a small C) was nearly as bad as Communism and
so his plea in mitigation was dismissed. I, however, knew that it was a much
more ancient and worthy Holy Day or holiday, but wisely chose to keep my own
counsel on the matter.
During
my investigations into the matter of Beltane in the school library I read about
something called The Beltane Fire; a fertility ritual involving bonfires of
different sacred woods, and I was completely fascinated. Ever since, I have
wanted to see one of these rituals, and yesterday I got my chance.
We
recently made friends with Andy and Amy, a couple in the village introduced to
us by my lovely, and long suffering, secretary Andrea. Andy is a druid, and I
asked him diffidently whether he could perform a Beltane Fire for us. He said
yes, and yesterday at five he, Amy, their delightful daughter Charlotte (who
some of you will have seen co-presenting On The Track last month) together with
Andrea, her daughter Chloe and her husband Steve turned up. I was in the studio
with my old friend Mike Davis and all of us (with Mother and Corinna) went into
the garden and performed the ritual.
I
had initially only been interested in it from a vaguely anthropological point of
view, and was certainly not expecting it to be such an uplifting spiritual
experience. Thank you my dears, for making yesterday a completely special
experience. I also have to apologise to everyone for disappearing off into the
studio to finish the two records I was making with Mike, and abandoning my
assembled guests. Also many apologies for Andrea in keeping her and her family
up so late and completely forgetting she had to work this morning.
By
the way, does anyone know the correct formal honorific to address a druid? After
the ceremony I wanted to say "Thank you Vicar/Father/Padre" as had been
instilled into me by my Father who was a stickler for correct protocol. He was
on first name terms with the aforementioned Mr Eppingstone, but always when
addressing him after Sunday service he would address him as Vicar. After the
ritual I wanted to do likewise. It seemed inappropriate to address the Celebrant
of such a special occasion as 'Andy'....
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Sir, Might I point out the stark, bleeding obvious on this one and state that the Druids did in fact wear trousers. Indeed the Roman invaders thought the British a right load of sissy poofters (Brittanicules being the particular Latin term of abuse) for doing so, right up until they experienced the British climate up close and personal, at which point the finer points of not having one's nadgers frozen off came to the fore. Wooly socks are a major topic of conversation in the Vindolanda tablets (along with beer, lack thereof and local grey-market trading), which figures for troops stationed in Northumbria.
It is also worth pointing out that the Burra Brittanicus, a particularly warm and weatherproof hooded garment was one of the major pre-Roman exports of Britain, being a garment of unwashed raw wool that kept out the worst of the weather.
As the Iron Age Druids were renowned for intelligence and for being quite old gentlemen in the main, sartorial elegance and the somewhat homespun miniskirt look of your druid there would likely not be on their list of outfits. Rather, a somewhat fluffy and well insulated look would be more what one would expect of an Iron Age druid, especially as most of their income was derived from facilitating trade, which would require a fair bit of travel in all weathers.
A modern druid would therefore appear somewhat tweedy, with a prediliction for the flat cap and wax-jacket and most likely a lurcher at heel as well; the "repurposed curtains found in a hedge bottom" look is to my mind doing a noble and ancient profession a gross sartorial injustice.
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