Half a century ago, Belgian Zoologist Bernard Heuvelmans first codified cryptozoology in his book On the Track of Unknown Animals.

The Centre for Fortean Zoology (CFZ) are still on the track, and have been since 1992. But as if chasing unknown animals wasn't enough, we are involved in education, conservation, and good old-fashioned natural history! We already have three journals, the largest cryptozoological publishing house in the world, CFZtv, and the largest cryptozoological conference in the English-speaking world, but in January 2009 someone suggested that we started a daily online magazine! The CFZ bloggo is a collaborative effort by a coalition of members, friends, and supporters of the CFZ, and covers all the subjects with which we deal, with a smattering of music, high strangeness and surreal humour to make up the mix.

It is edited by CFZ Director Jon Downes, and subbed by the lovely Lizzy Bitakara'mire (formerly Clancy), scourge of improper syntax. The daily newsblog is edited by Corinna Downes, head administratrix of the CFZ, and the indexing is done by Lee Canty and Kathy Imbriani. There is regular news from the CFZ Mystery Cat study group, and regular fortean bird news from 'The Watcher of the Skies'. Regular bloggers include Dr Karl Shuker, Dale Drinnon, Richard Muirhead and Richard Freeman.The CFZ bloggo is updated daily, and there's nothing quite like it anywhere else. Come and join us...

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Thursday, August 12, 2010

WEIRD WEEKEND 2010: The latest news

* They are dropping like flies. There has been another line-up change. Glen Vaudrey writes:


Just confirming what I spoke to you earlier about.

It is with great sadness that I will not be at this year’s weird weekend. This is due to some cretin stealing the signaling wire in the Heald Green area of Manchester. This has stopped the trains to the airport and we only found out when the train journey came to a premature end. Sadly we are too strapped for cash for any alternative transport plans and will not be therefore able to make it. I guess that the water horses will have to go back into the stables for another year.

I hope that nobody notices my absence and that the weekend is a great success.

All the best


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DALE DRINNON: Mystery Primates - the tote up


After my survey and commentary on mystery primates of the world,
I thought it would be instructive to compare the results of my reassessment of the cryptid large primate categories as compared to the cryptid large marine creatures categories (comparing the Abominable Snowmen to the Sea-serpents, more or less)

In the case of Heuvelmans's Sea-serpents, the nine cryptid categories were:

1. Longneck,
2. Merhorse,
3. Many-Humped,
4. Super-otter,
5. Many-finned,
6. Super-eel,
7. Marine Saurian,
8. Yellowbelly,
9. Father-of-All-the-Turtles,

out of which I discount merhorse, many-humped, super-otter, many-finned and father-of-all-the-turtles. I retain versions of the long-neck, super-eels and marine saurians, with yellowbelly allowed but of questionable status.

Coleman et al, in The Field Guide to Bigfoot... also gives nine categories, thus:
1. Neo-Giants,
2. True Giants,
3. Marked Hominid,
4. Neandertaloid,
5. Erectus Hominid,
6. Proto-pygmy,
7. Unknown Pongid,
8. Giant Monkey,
9. Merbeing,

out of which I discount true giants, marked hominids, neandertaloids, erectus hominids and proto-pygmys, the last four of them on the grounds that they are not only probably variants of one species, but that species is most likely not separable from Homo sapiens. I retain the categories neo-giants, unknown pongid, giant monkeys and allow the mer-beings but also keep that category as a questionable status.

In this case, the categories unknown pongid, giant monkey and merfolk are NOT unified categories representing a single cryptid as a single species per category. The categories are thus also invalid as formulated. However, in each of those categories I have also eliminated some candidates such that the unknown pongids of Africa are removed from unknown status - they are very likely displaced or unusual chimpanzees and gorillas. The remaining Asiatic and American pongids are all mostly like orangutans and do form a recognisable sequence, although they are not belong to the same species and it is doubtful that they would all belong to the same genus. By the same token, ALL of the giant monkeys are very likely merely outsized monkeys of known species, except for the South American Isnachi. It should be noted that it was a major error to make one category for both Old World and New World monkeys in the same group. The presumed chupacabras creature is likewise a composite based largely upon reports of canines (hairless or on the activities of feral dogs in general) and the classical merfolk creature is possibly a sort of highly adapted marine monkey out of the macaque stock originally, evolved to the point that the typical monkey tail has become something like a dolphin's tail. This does involve a great deal of speculation and if such a creature does exist, it might very well qualify for at least familial distinction from its nearest relatives.

Essentially in both lists of nine candidates, I have taken out two thirds of both lists because they fail to meet my criteria for representing well-defined cryptids, left only three of the nine as well-defined probable new forms of animal life, and allowed the last one as possible but not perhaps as probable in each case.

As far as the categories in Coleman et al's The Field Guide to Lake Monsters... it would seem at first to be a version of the sea serpent categories supplied by Heuvelmans with additions but in fact, the categories are broad enough that they can be reworked to accomodate any possible aquatic cryptids: only such categories as unidentified bony fishes and unidentified lampreys are needed to make a general catalogue of any aquatic creatures that could be reported. The categories would of course need to be fine-tuned a bit more such that the 'mystery manta' category should cover unknown freshwater stingrays as well and thus be on a par with the 'mystery sharks' category that replaces 'giant shark' and so on down the line.

I shall admit that my processing of the nine categories in each instance has some unusual parallels but I would tend to see that as an indicator of how much of the material gathered tends to turn out to be useful, as a general proportion in any largescale inquiry of this nature, rather than some individual quirk I have in looking at cryptozoology. I suppose it would represent a measure of methodological stringency on the researcher's part that I tend to dismiss 2/3 of the cases and concentrate on examining the remaining third in greater detail.



As regular devotees of the CFZ will know, we have always been interested in large specimens of the European eel. Max has found a rather interesting story from Cumbria....

WEIRD WEEKEND SCRAPBOOK: Parties and rumours

The Weird Weekend cocktail party took place yesterday evening and in contrast with last year's event, which got a little out of hand with too much noise and 120 high spirited drunks bouncing around my garden, it was a jolly and well behaved event.

About 35 people were there, which was a little disappointing; it would have been nice to have a few more, but it was great fun, and - just like the old days - Olivia, Ivan, Max, Richard F, Dave Baldwin, Gavin L-W, Corinna and I sat around in my kitchen with Biggles, and chewed the fat until the wee small hours.

First up this morning was Olivia, followed by Biggles and me. Only Ivan looked at all worse for wear.

When I was a young punk a band whose name I completely forget issued a press release stating that the lead singer categorically denied that he had been having an affair with Farrah Fawcett. It was a particularly tawdry publicity stunt and worked so well that I can't remember who they were.

A peculiar rumour seems to have been doing the rounds.
Apparently someone on Facebook has been claiming that the special guest we have advertised on Saturday afternoon is Stephen Spielberg. The world famous director dude is currently filming on Dartmoor, but has NOT been booked to appear at the WW and I think that it is monumentally unlikely that he has even heard of the CFZ, let alone planning to visit us.

I am mildly annoyed about this because I would hate anyone to think that we would stoop to planting false stories in the press and on the internet in order to boost ticket sales.

We leave that sort of chicanery to other people.


Last night saw the opening of this year’s Weird Weekend with the traditional cocktail party. Margaritas and wine were the order of the night and these did indeed add an intended air of sophistication to the occasion. It was a quiet night, far removed from last years bustling get-together, but regardless, it was a great night that offered ample opportunity to chat to friends new and old about a range of esoteric subjects including spiders, expeditions, prog music, lesser known cryptids and whiskey.

Anyway, it was great to chat to some new people such as Carl and Susan Portman (who, by the way, have a book out now by CFZ Press), and Patrick Noble, all of whom will certainly enjoy the rest of the weekend. Anyway, excuse the brief posting, but it is very nearly time to start showing people around the CFZ grounds….


AN Alvechurch couple who have spent approximately 16 years researching UFOs, have seen their first book on the subject published. John Hanson and partner Dawn Holloway have been working on a series of volumes dating from 1940 to 2008 which catalogues a day-by-day account of UFO activity in the UK. Read on

OLL LEWIS: Yesterday's News Today


On this day in 1946 H.G. Wells died. Wells was perhaps the greatest science fiction writer ever; creating classic stories such as The Time Machine and War of the Worlds.
And now, the news:

Monster fish slaps, nibbles swimmers
A Three-Month-Old Kitten With Four Ears In Russia'...
Doctor finds plant growing inside man's lung
Mystery of elusive Blue Mountains panther

And, as if by magic, a vaguely related song/ video clip: