On this day in 1908 Cranthorth “Bucky” Wilberforce-Smithe was born. Wilberforce-Smithe is to date the only two-headed football player to represent England at international level. He is best known for the Wilberforce-Smithe head dribble where he would hold the ball between his head and the head of his withered conjoined twin and run from his teams goal line into the goal of the opposing team. This he was usually able to manage unchallenged as the extra head would usually shoot a haunted look at anyone coming in to tackle him causing the aggressor, if Catholic, to cross himself allowing Wilberforce-Smithe to run past while the other teams player started fumbling for a rosary or something in their pocket. In an unrelated incident Wilberforce-Smithe was also to singe the beard of the king of Spain in Cadiz.
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