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Saturday, July 14, 2012

I'M YER GONZO BLOG DOO-DAH MAN

Sunday lunchtime once again
rhymes just flow out from my pen,
(and my hi-fi is turned up to ten)
and I'm sat at my keyboard once again
trying to coax our rhyming verse
(but a proper job would be much worse)
and I'll carry on writing about Gonzo stuff
till everyone involved has had enough

It has become a really fine tradition
(and this is by my own admission)
that my sunday rhymes on the music biz
include verses about Lenten (Liz)
'Cos Auburn are a damn fine band,
see (I knew you'd understand)
Here's a review of her new CD
and its a good one (believe me)
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/07/auburn-nice-review.html

Dan Wooding wrote (for goodness sake man)
a groovy book about Rick Wakeman
and I (although its not an issue)
typeset and designed Gonzo's reissue
and it is damn good news for me
that Dan Wooding's been on TV
so come on people have a look,
and watch our Dan promote the book.
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/07/dan-wooding-is-busy-chap-these-days.html

Possibly the weirdest act
in Gonzoworld (and that's a fact)
is an act that's really dear to me
a peculiar project called 'Ant-Bee'
Its put together by Billy James
and a whole host of famous names
but I never thought that I would see
such arcane stuff on MTV
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/07/ant-bee-on-mtv-will-wonders-never-cease.html

And the next story to soothe your pain
is about 'Asia Featuring John Payne'
whose website has (wouldn't you know)
a cool exclusive video
all acoustic (I'm not a liar)
rendition of 'don't cut the wire'
and I'll say it, though its understood
this video is jolly good
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/07/asia-featuring-john-payne-dont-cut-wire.html

Mimi Page is a busy lass,
her recordings have a lot of class,
and I'm sure nobody objects
about her slew of side projects
and collaborations at quite a pace,
dubstep, dance and drum 'n' bass
and you know what this is leading to,
her is a remix just for you
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/07/mimi-page-jigsaw-affecting-noise-remix.html

You know I've had a wizard wheeze
Rob Ayling, the Gonzo big cheese
has been meeting more interesting folk
like Terry Christian (what a bloke)
a groovy Mancunian media guy
I met him once (he wasn't shy)
and while they partied after all
they talked about reggae and 'The Fall'
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/07/rob-meets-terry-c.html

You might have heard from some passing freak
but on the tuesday of last week,
came a veritable musical feast
when 'Carnaby Street' was released,
the new record by M. Des Barres,
a talent like his really should go far,
on this blog he drops a hint no less
that it should be free on the NHS
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/07/bloody-hell-this-man-is-good.html

And finally....

Now yesterday I made you sadder
with news about Prudence's bladder
she's a lovely dog and dear to me,
she's home again and she can pee,
so although its costing me a mint,
and possibly will leave us skint,
its worth all the money I spend
to have my bulldog back again.
http://gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.com/2012/07/prudence-update.html

And so guys have another fun day
my lousy verse will be back next sunday

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