Well, Oliver is away with his girlfriend. He left us the following information:
On this day in 1965 Ranger 8 was crashed into the moon after completing its mission to photograph possible landing sites for the Apollo missions.
And now, the news:
Hunters may have lit fires next to kiwi
I'm not kidding – goats in Inverness!
Giant fish swam prehistoric seas
Dolphins 'suffer if made to perform'
Giraffe meets meerkat
Warm weather is cold comfort
But he left no pun. So rather than make one up, I am offering an unspecified prize to the best pun featuring the word `Meerkat`