Once again, another young person in the CFZ has been a grave disappointment to me. There was I thinking that Max, upon leaving school, would sign on the dole, and spend a profitable career hanging around on street corners and wearing a hoodie. But no. His A Level results came through this morning:
And he is going to Bristol University to study zoology.
What a loss to the world of dole scum.
Well done, dear boy, I am ridiculously proud of you.