Today is Friday so that means as well as the latest cryptozoology news from the CFZ daily cryptozoology news blog, updated daily by Mr Wilson (not to be confused with the other Mr Wilson), followed by a stale old pun based upon one of the news stories, provided by yours truly, there is also the announcement of tea of the week. This week it’s been nice and sunny so I’m going to recommend Twinings green tea with jasmine, as it’s a nice refreshing brew on a hot day. And now, the news:
'Yowie not to blame for death'
My calf's got two noses
Black cat was lucky spot for Craig
Curator on trail of sea monsters, serpents
'Missing link' fossil seal walked
The feast of Bodmin
It probably thought that it was doing it’s ‘civet’ duty by cleaning up the food that was littering the town…(Hah! Bet you expected me to just be lazy, use the story before and mutter something like “that gets my ‘seal’ of approval”, or a “but how does he smell” gag about the calf story rather than that gem, didn’t you?)