Nobody Does It Like The Purple Rail Of Hiva Oa.
I found the above application on a forum about mosses, and I thought it was ridiculously funny. I am not quite sure why. However, I looked at it again this morning and still think that its funny. I showed it to Richard (who is just as stupid as me) and he thinks it is funny.
So here is a competition. To win a free year's membership of the CFZ and a copy of issue 7 of The Amateur Naturalist be the progenitor one of the three funniest slogans involving a cryptid, constructed using the above utility...
Compy ends sunday night.