Rescue Goat Suffering From Anxiety Only Calms Down In Her Duck Costume
Wednesday, April 24, 2019
CRYPTOLINK: Bristol Channel "Monster"
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Woman who says she spotted 'Loch Ness Monster' creature in Bristol Channel is shot down in flames
Woman who says she spotted 'Loch Ness Monster' creature in Bristol Channel is shot down in flames
She said what they all saw could 'only be described as
something looking like a Loch Ness Monster', motoring along the sea from
the direction of the ...
BIGFOOT NEWS IN BRIEF
The time a man was '100 per cent certain' he saw Bigfoot in Somerset
In November 2017, several decades after Bigfoot
first stepped into the public consciousness, a man said he saw the mysterious
creature on his train ...
Bigfoot Sighting Filmed In Russia
Bigfoot Sighting Filmed In Russia
Residents
in a forest in Russia have been giving a fright after filming an unknown
creature running through the woods.
CFZ PEOP0LE: Prudence Downes c2005-2019)
PRUDENCE DOWNES
(c 2005 - 2019)
The Power Of The Dog
There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and women to fill our day;
And when we are certain of sorrow in store,
Why do we always arrange for more?
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Buy a pup and your money will buy
Love unflinching that cannot lie--
Perfect passion and worship fed
By a kick in the ribs or a pat on the head.
Nevertheless it is hardly fair
To risk your heart for a dog to tear.
When the fourteen years which Nature permits
Are closing in asthma, or tumour, or fits,
And the vet's unspoken prescription runs
To lethal chambers or loaded guns,
Then you will find--it's your own affair--
But...you've given your heart for a dog to tear.
When the body that lived at your single will,
With its whimper of welcome, is stilled (how still!);
When the spirit that answered your every mood
Is gone--wherever it goes--for good,
You will discover how much you care,
And will give your heart for the dog to tear.
We've sorrow enough in the natural way,
When it comes to burying Christian clay.
Our loves are not given, but only lent,
At compound interest of cent per cent.
Though it is not always the case, I believe,
That the longer we've kept 'em, the more do we grieve:
For, when debts are payable, right or wrong,
A short-time loan is as bad as a long--
So why in Heaven (before we are there)
Should we give our hearts to a dog to tear?
FORTEAN BIRD NEWS FROM THE WATCHER OF THE SKIES
What has Corinna's column of Fortean bird news got to do with cryptozoology? Well, everything, actually!
In an article for the first edition of Cryptozoology Bernard Heuvelmans wrote that cryptozoology is the study of 'unexpected animals' and following on from that perfectly reasonable assertion, it seems to us that whereas the study of out-of-place birds may not have the glamour of the hunt for bigfoot or lake monsters, it is still a perfectly valid area for the Fortean zoologist to be interested in.
- News flash: Rufous-headed Robin spotted for first ...
- Think millennials are apathetic about conservation...
- Cyclone Trevor throws migration flight of Far East...
- House sparrows staging a comeback, survey suggests...
- Predators fall prey to poison attacks by pigeon fa...
- Bird species becoming more scarce in Warwickshire
- Bird watcher on a high after spotting rare marsh h...
- Wildlife Officers Rescue 550 Birds Stuffed in Tiny...
- How birders helped pinpoint hotspots for migratory...
- Birding: Despite climate change, one habitat criti...
- Pioneering golden eagle found poisoned in Yellowst...
- Critically Endangered Colombian bird rediscovered ...
- Do songbirds pay a price for winter wandering?
- Scientists use eBird data to propose optimal bird ...
THE GONZO BLOG DOO-DAH MAN IS BACK
The Gonzo Daily: Wednesday
Well, as many of you have probably already read, the last few days have not
been very nice ones here at Myrtle Cottage. At about 5pm on Easter Sunday, we
lost a member of the family. A much loved member of the family, who has been
with us for the last nine years. Prudence Downes, the very sweet (but not very
bright) Bulldog x Boxer, who we took in as a rescue a month after our old dog,
Biggles, died suddenly and unexpectedly, left us for the doggy Elysian Fields.
She had been asleep with me in the office earlier, and had gone outside for one
of her gentle ploddings around the garden, that she liked to do on sunny days. I
heard a strange noise, and – not knowing whether it was her or something else –
I asked Corinna to go outside and check. She came back to tell me that Prudence
was obviously unwell; she was lying on her side on one of the gravel paths,
trying to be sick. I immediately phoned the vet and put the wheels in motion to
have an emergency call out, but whilst I was on the phone, Prudence died.
It was swift, mostly merciful, and - above all - in the surroundings that
she knew. There was no needle in the neck, no smell of antiseptics and scary
chemicals of a veterinary surgery, and Corinna was with her until very nearly
the end. It was pretty much the death that I would have wished for her.
Because of her size we had to hire a mini-digger in order for Graham to
excavate a grave big and deep enough, but this he did last night, and we laid
her to rest soon after nightfall yesterday. Just a brief look at my Facebook
page will show just how much she was loved by people from all over the world,
and I would like to thank everyone who has written such kind things.
But - believe me - my heart is aching considerably today.
I would - by the way - like to offer sincere thanks to Andy Phillipson, and
David and Ross Braund-Phillips for their kindness, help, and comfort on
Sunday.
Toodle-pip
YER EDITOR SEZ:
THE DIGITAL PRAYER FLAG
You guys out in readership land recently did massive amounts of praying for
my wife Corinna. And that now - at least at the moment - she appears to be
cancer free. I am convinced that these two things are related. A prayer flag
(Lung ta) is a colourful rectangular cloth, often found strung along mountain
ridges and peaks high in the Himalayas, used to bless the surrounding
countryside and for other purposes. I believe something similar happens with
positive vibes transmitted electronically, and - having used it to such good
effect with my dear wife's condition - I want to try it on a larger scale. I am
still trying to work out the details, so watch this space.
Find out more:
Blessed be.
ALL TODAY'S GONZO NEWS WOT'S FIT TO PRINT:
THE GONZO TRACK OF THE DAY: John Lennon's origina...
ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY, OR OVERNITE SENSATION?
AUBURN: Belgium review translated
THOM THE WORLD POET: The Daily Poem
LEONARD COHEN NEWS
GONZO PEOPLE: Prudence Downes c2005-2019)
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THE WONDERFUL WORLD ISSUE
In a groovy globetrotting issue, John takes the hippie trail to Nepal, Alan
visits Lindisfarne, Davey catches the Number 21 to Newcastle to see UFO, Jon
raves about Connie Constance, and sneers at a particularly strange book by
Lobsang Rampa, Graham brings us up to date with Hawkwind and we send Bunty and
Nikki to a completely hypothetical desert island.
Hail Eris!
And there are radio shows from Mack Maloney and Friday Night Progressive
AND Strange Fruit. AND there is a column from Kev Rowland, and one from C J
Stone, and Roy Weard, BUT Neil Nixon, Mr Biffo, and the irrepressible Corinna
are on hiatus. There is also a collection of more news, reviews, views,
interviews and rock wallabies who've blown a fuse (OK, nothing to do with the
relatively small macropods who are having electrical problems, but I got carried
away with things that rhymed with OOOOS) than you can shake a stick at. And the
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orange cat named after a song by Frank Zappa, and two half grown kittens, one
totally coincidentally named after one of the Manson Family, purely because she
squeaks, puts it all together from a converted potato shed in a tumbledown
cottage deep in rural Devon which he shares with various fish. He is ably
assisted by his lovely wife Corinna, his bulldog/boxer Prudence, his elderly
mother-in-law, and a motley collection of social malcontents. Plus.. did we
mention Archie and the Cats?
NEWS FROM NOWHERE: Wednesday
ON THIS DAY IN - 1519 - Envoys of Montezuma II attended the first Easter mass in Central America.
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AND TO WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK... (Music that may have some relevance to items also on this page, or may just reflect my mood on the day)
And now some more recent news from the CFZ Newsdesk
AND TO WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK... (Music that may have some relevance to items also on this page, or may just reflect my mood on the day)
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