The Gonzo Daily: Monday/Tuesday
YER EDITOR SEZ:
There is that old saying about life imitating art, and it seems
particularly apposite today. In one of the most chilling episodes of 'Black
Mirror' someone has their laptop hacked whilst they are watching pornography,
and a blackmailer threatens to release video of the owner pleasuring himself to
online pornography. Well, as the admin of the various CFZ and Gonzo Weekly
websites, I have access to a whole string of email accounts, and one of them
received a blackmail letter the other day, threatening to release video of the
owner in flagrante delicto unless I paid 5k in Bitcoin to a certain address. The
email in question was toby@cfz.org.uk which has not been used for many years,
mainly because Toby was my old black Labrador and has been dead for eighteen
years. The email address was for a long discontinued kids competition for a
magazine which no longer exists. I would shocked to discover that my dead dog
(who had been neutered) was a devotee of online pornography, as I am sure would
be the scam artist who sent the blackmail letter.
BTW, since then I have received nearly a dozen similar emails for different
CFZ accounts, which suggests either that there has been an unfortunate outbreak
of Onanism amongst CFZ personnel, or that someone in Blackmailerville is over
egging the pudding.
Weird huh?
Corinna is mostly pain free, although in discomfort. She goes back to
hospital on Thursday, and is being massively brave.. I cannot tell you how much
I love and admire that woman. Poor lass has to undergo another batch of tests,
and we continue to forge on until something actually happens. Please remember us
in your thoughts and prayers.
ALL TODAY'S GONZO NEWS WOT'S FIT TO PRINT:
THE GONZO TRACK OF THE DAY: Captain Beefheart - Da...
BARBARA AT THE SOMME
THAT FRANK ZAPPA HOLOGRAM STORY
YES NEWS
THOM THE WORLD POET: The Daily Poem
OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF FROM THE GONZOVERSE:
For those of you who are interested in such things, the Gonzo Privacy
Policy is here:
And the CFZ Privacy Policy is here:
And, yes,
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And by the way chaps and chappesses, a trip to the Jon Downes megastore may
seem to be in order:
Meanwhile I continue to pretend that I am a popstar, because now I have
sold eight whole copies of my new album Coldharbour. If I continue at this rate
I will get a silver disc sometime at the beginning of the next millenium.
Coldharbour, by the way, can be found here: https://jondownes1.bandcamp.com/releases
I think it is really rather good, but then again I would say that wouldn't
I?
I do have good news to impart: Lars Thomas' book about the mystery land
animals of Scandinavia and the Baltic States has been uploaded, and over at
Gonzo the first volume of Kev Rowland's The Progressive Underground is also
imminent. And at Fortean Fiction, my latest novel - 'Zen and Xenophobia' -
vaguely a sequel to 2015's 'The Song of Panne' - is now available.
! would warn you that if you are of a nervous disposition, or easily
offended, you will find parts of my novel both offensive and upsetting. There is
sex, violence, drug abuse, occultism, pornography, firearms, politics, religion,
and not a little sociology. But there is also love, kindness, faith, and
redemption. And it's a cracking good yarn. Or I think so, at any rate. All I
would say on the subject before bidding you farewell is Caveat Lector. And I'm
not gonna explain what that means, because because if you don't know what that
means then you probably shouldn't be reading the book in the first place.
AND THE LATEST ISSUE OF THE GONZO MAGAZINE:
Gonzo Weekly #3011/2
THE REVOLUTION ISSUE
In another fantastically fab issue, We hit the street with Extinction
Rebellion, Alan goes to the Edinburgh Blues and Rock Festival featuring Ten
Years After, Mad Iccy goes to see Suggs, John waxes lyrical on Larry Carlton and
Space Shifters, Carl and Geordie critique the new Hallowe'en movie, Job writes
about Wreckless Eric, Rob goes to see Nick Mason's Saucerful of Secrets, and
Alan goes to an exhibition showcasing the history of Scottish pop music. And
there is more besides...
#Hail Eris!
And there are radio shows from Strange Fruit, Mack Maloney, AND Friday
Night Progressive, AND there are columns from Kev Rowlands, AND C J Stone, AND
Mr Biffo but though Neil Nixon, AND Roy Weard AND the irrepressible Corinna are
on hiatus. There is also a collection of more news, reviews, views, interviews
and rock wallabies who've blown a fuse (OK, nothing to do with the relatively
small macropods who are having electrical problems, but I got carried away with
things that rhymed with OOOOS) than you can shake a stickat. And the best part
is IT's ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
This issue features:
The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu, Alan Moore, The KLF, John Higgs, Greta
Thunberg, By the Sea exhibition,Tony Klinger, Bart Lancia, Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame, Sharon Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne, Elton John, Aretha Franklin, Nick Mason's
Saucerful of Secrets, Richard Freeman, Strange Fruit, Friday Night Progressive,
Mack Maloney's Mystery Hour, Beverly McClellan, Enrico de Jesus Puno, Jimmy
Farrar, Theodore Jones, Frederick Segrest, Fred Hess, Todd Schofield, Cornelius
"Sonny" Fortune, Melvin Ragin, Tony Joe White, Hardy Fox, Baba Oje, Mikhail,
Roman Grinev, Joshua M. Fauver, Mark Steed Fosson, Roy Anthony Hargrove, Glenn
Schwartz, Dave Rowland, Tom Diaz, Tama Renata, Hugh Alexander McDowell, The
Fall, Tony Palmer, The Chad Mitchell Trio, Deviants IXVI, Mick Farren, Alan
Dearling, Edinburgh Blues 'N' Rock Festival 2018, The Rising Souls, The Jensen
Interceptors, Charlotte Marshall and the 45s, Dana Fuchs, Ten Years After, John
Brodie-Good, Larry Carlton, The Hayward Gallery, Space Shifters exhibition,
Icarus "Mad Iccy" Ruoff, Suggs, 'Rip it Up' - The Story of Scottish Pop, Kev
Rowland, Light the Torch, Michael Moss Accidental Orchestra, Medmoriam, Michael
Schenkerfest, Ministry, No Hot Ashes, Nonsun, Carl Marshall, Geordie Jackson,
Halloween 2018, Mr Biffo, Chris Stone, Hawkwind, Jonathan Downes, The
Coldharbour Diaries, Zen and Xenophobia, The Wild Colonial Boy, Martin
Springett, Eric Goulden, The Wreckless Eric Manual
And the last few issues are:
Issue 311-12 (Extinction Rebellion)
Issue 309-10 (Steve Hillage)
Issue 307-8 (Michael Moorcock)
Issue 305-6 (Maartin Allcock)
Issue 303-4 (kOZFEST)
Issue 301-2 (Ringo Starr)
Issue 299-300 (Aretha Franklin)
Issue 298 (Alan in Hungary)
Issue 297 (Shir Ordo)
Issue 295-6 (Robert Berry)
Issue 294 (Bow Wow Wow)
Issue 293 (Stonehenge)
Issue 292 (Rolling Stones)
Issue 291 (Alien Weaponry)
Issue 290 (Frank Zappa)
Issue 289 (Misty in Roots)
Issue 288 (Paula Frazer)
Issue 287 (Boss Goodman)
Issue 286 (Monty Python)
Issue 285 (ELP)
Issue 284 (Straqngelove)
Issue 283 (Record Store Day)
Issue 282 (Neil Finn and Fleetwood Mac)
Issue 281 (Carl Palmer)
Issue 280 (Steve Andrews)
All issues from #70 can be downloaded at www.gonzoweekly.com if you prefer.
If you have problems downloading, just email me and I will add you to the Gonzo
Weekly dropbox. The first 69 issues are archived there as well. Information is
power chaps, we have to share it!
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raining. See you tomorrow...
* The Gonzo Daily is - as the name implies - a daily online magazine
(mostly) about artists connected to the Gonzo Multimedia group of companies. But
it also has other stuff as and when the editor feels like it. The same team also
do a weekly newsletter called - imaginatively - The Gonzo Weekly. Find out about
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* We should probably mention here, that some of our posts are links to
things we have found on the internet that we think are of interest. We are not
responsible for spelling or factual errors in other people's websites. Honest
guv!
* Jon Downes, the Editor of all these ventures (and several others) is an
old hippy of 59 who - together with a Jack Russell called Archie, an infantile
orange cat named after a song by Frank Zappa, and two half grown kittens, one
totally coincidentally named after one of the Manson Family, purely because she
squeaks, puts it all together from a converted potato shed in a tumbledown
cottage deep in rural Devon which he shares with various fish. He is ably
assisted by his lovely wife Corinna, his bulldog/boxer Prudence, his elderly
mother-in-law, and a motley collection of social malcontents. Plus.. did we
mention Archie and the Cats?
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