LARS THOMAS: Here kitty kitty

For many years I have been convinced that winged cats were something only my esteemed colleague Karl Shuker were capable of discovering, but lo and behold, a couple of weeks ago I stumbled across a photo of a winged cat from Denmark. The photo, taken by animal health inspector Jesper Pedersen this summer in the town of Frederikshavn in northern Denmark (with a mobile phone, hence the poor quality), shows a rather large reddish cat with almost angelic wings stretching out from the middle of the back. The cat, and "a strange growth flapping around on it's back" was discovered by local residents in a suburb in Frederikshavn. The inspector, who works for a nationwide cat rescue service in Denmark, was able to catch the cat. The animal, a stray, with no collar or any other identification, was in a very sorry state, and was put down by a veterinarian. The photo was taken after this. A closer examination of the "growth" on the back revealed that it consisted entirely of hair. Unfortunately neither the vet nor the animal inspector preserved the cat or the wings.

LARS THOMAS: Out of Place animals is one thing.. but this is ridiculous

Dr Lars Thomas, who today joins the bloggo community, is one of the CFZ's oldest friends and most long-standing members. He lives in Copenhagen, Denmark and has helped us in the past by having our expedition samples' DNA tested. He is a leading expert in the cryptozoology of Scandinavia and is currently working on a book on these cryptids for the CFZ that we are eagerly anticipating.

A couple of days ago I got a phone call from a very nice but slightly hysterical lady who wanted me to come and catch a very strange creature, which had suddenly appeared on her kitchen floor. Seing the beastie, the lady had slammed the door and runneth to the telephone. She had remembered my name from a lecture I had given at her local library last year, so went for the phonebook. Luckily my surname is rather rare in Denmark and only one other Dane is called Lars Thomas besides me, so she made contact rather quickly. Could I PLEASE come and get that horrible black creepy thing crawling around in her kitchen?

Off I went, bringing nets and gloves (I thought it might be a bat) but boy was I in for a surprise. What I did find was the creature you can see in the picture: an oil beetle. Nothing wrong with that except for the fact that the lady lives on the sixteenth floor in a group of high-rise buildings in the southern outskirts of Copenhagen - and oil beetles can't fly!

How, pray tell, did that happen?

I suppose a bird might have brought it but that would have meant a bird should have visited the good lady's kitchen and she was positive nothing of the sort had happened; besides she never opened the kitchen windows more than a couple of inches. Any suggestions? Personally I haven't got the faintest idea how that one happened.

LARS THOMAS: The Scales have fallen... or something

Dr Lars Thomas who today joins the bloggo community is one of the CFZ's oldest friends and most longstanding members. He lives in Copenhagen, Denmark and has helped us in the past by having our expedition samples' DNA tested. He is a leading expert in the cryptozoology of Scandinavia and is currently working on a book on these cryptids for the CFZ that we are eagerly anticipating.

Denmark has never been a country to make herpetologists foam at the mouth. Our herpetofauna is distinctly meager – two snakes: the adder and the common grass snake, the slowworm, two lizards, and a tiny handful of frogs and toads. They are fairly unevenly distributed, as Denmark consists mainly of islands – American author Bill Bryson likened the look of Denmark to a plate dropped from a considerable height onto a hard floor – so some parts of Denmark completely lacks species that are extremely common elsewhere. Things have been rather quiet for a considerable number of years, but just during the last few months, everything appears to have gone beserk. Maybe not exactly cryptozoologial, but distinctly weird.


There is always the escapees of course. We get our fair share of those, but this year... The odd python or garter snake gone walk-about is nothing new, but a king cobra in the central square in Copenhagen? And what about the two boys who claimed to have seen a rattle snake on a field outside Roskilde some 30 km’s west of Copenhagen? And then we have the very weird ones – like the couple going home by car from a meeting in Herning in western Denmark. It was late at night in the middle of April, and when they were getting close to their house, they suddenly saw a naked and rather curvy girl standing in the middle of the road, carrying a very large green snake draped over her shoulders. The couple stopped the car, but when they got out to investigate, the girl and the snake had both disappeared.



And even the common species are behaving strangely. All the books on Danish wildlife will tell you that the grass snake are not to be found on the large islands off the southwest coast of Denmark, but nevertheless scores of people now claim to have seen it on the island of Rømø. In places where adders have not been seen in years, they are now suddenly starting to appear in droves, and we even have people claming sightings of 2 and 3 feet long slowworms! None of these have been longer than normal when investigated, but still.



And the lizards – oh wow. Some have cropped up in rather special places – one on the 7th. floor of a block of flats in the outskirts of Copenhagen, and some have been sporting unusual colours – blues, reds and orange, and in one case two tails.

The amphibians have been breeding like mad as well – in some cases tadpole counts have have been off the charts. In tiny ponds where you will normally only find a couple of hundred or maybe a couple of thousand tadpoles the numbers have been up way beyond 50.000 and sometimes even more.

Oh yes – all the other creatures are behaving rather strangely too. The fox for instance was exterminated on the extreme easterly Danish island of Bornholm many years ago, but just this years it has been seen on Bornholm at least 15 times. And the bugs and assorted smal beasties – oh, to be an entomologist! Something like 30 species never seen in Denmark before, has been found during the last year or so, and several rare or fairly rare species have started to crop up in the most unexpected places too.

The stagbeetle hasn’t been seen in Denmark for something like 40 years – lo and behold, suddenly it appeared in a garden just north of Copenhagen. The blue oilbeetle, something rather special in these parts, has suddenly decided to show its fat behind far more than usual. I found my first specimen a few days ago, never having seen one in Denmark before.

Central Copenhagen where I live, is not exactly a zoological haven, but nevertheless I have found 11 species of ladybird beetles in an area, where one would normally only find the common 7-spot variety. I know the climate is changing, but come on! I am sure Charles Fort is laughing himself silly in whatever heavenly libraries he hangs out these days.