Wednesday, August 29, 2018

CRYPTOLINK: Squid in the Star

A word about cryptolinks: we are not responsible for the content of cryptolinks, which are merely links to outside articles that we think are interesting (sometimes for the wrong reasons), usually posted up without any comment whatsoever from me. 





UMMMM... I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE GONZO BLOG DOO-DAH MAN IS DOING

The Gonzo Daily: Wednesday
YER EDITOR SEZ:
Today I was interested to read this article in the Guardian:
I am nothing to do with 'Stop the Cull', but I think that they are on the side of the angels. I am very pleased to say, however, that none of the people listed locally is someone that I know personally. How about you? If you are against the cull, and you see that a friend of yours is on this list, please try to gently change their mind. I stress that I am reposting this for information ONLY, and would never use this information to intimidate or attack people on this list, nor would I support anyone else who does.
So far my new record has sold, in round numbers....not a sausage. But it can be found here: https://jondownes1.bandcamp.com/releases
I think it is really rather good, but then again I would say that wouldn't I?
There is no further news about Corinna. She needs more tests, and so the waiting game continues. Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers...
ALL TODAY'S GONZO NEWS WOT'S FIT TO PRINT:
Primitive Graven Image - Traversing the Awesome Ni...
YES FEATURING ARW IN THE NEWS
LEONARD COHEN NEWS
THE GONZO TRACK OF THE DAY:  Shostakovich Quartet ...
THOM THE WORLD POET: The Daily Poem
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AND THE LATEST ISSUE OF THE GONZO MAGAZINE:
Gonzo Weekly #299/300
THE RESPECT IS DUE ISSUE
In another fun packed and spectacularly Gonzoesque issue, Doug goes to see Bow wow wow and ABC and Belinda Carlisle and more at Retro Futura, Alan loves Courtney Barnett's new album, and looks at the return of the Necessary Animals, Jon bitches
about Fake News and praises snarky online book critiquing, Graham examines a Hawkwind rarity that isn't and there is poetry
from Thom and Josephine Dunn.
#Hail Eris!
And there are radio shows from Strange Fruit, Mack Maloney, AND Friday Night Progressive, AND there are columns from all sorts of folk including Kev Rowlands, Neil Nixon, C J Stone, AND Roy Weard BUT the irrepressible Corinna AND Mr Biffo are on hiatus.  There is also a collection of more news, reviews, views, interviews and red kangaroos who've lost their shoes (OK, nothing to do with the largest extant macropods who are in a quandry with regards their footwear, but I got carried away with things that rhymed with OOOOS) than you can shake a stick at. And the best part is IT's ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
This issue features:
John Lennon & Yoko Ono, Alice Cooper, Richard Thompson, Caravan, Curved Air, ULU, Phil Collins, Rolling Stones, Joy Division, Richard Freeman, Strange Fruit, Friday Night Progressive, Mack Maloney's Mystery Hour, Linda Mkhize, Jose Carlos Almenar Otero, Majid Al-Majid, Jett McKee (Scepaz), Navid Izadi, Randall Desmond Archibald, Aretha Louise Franklin, Rick Wakeman, Michael Bruce, Natural Gas, Doug Harr, Alan Dearling, Courtney Barnett, Josephine Dunn, Kev Rowland, Acherontas, Alight, The Amorettes, Andrew Neu, Auri, Axel Rudi Pell, Agnostic Front, Hell to Pay, Necessary Animals, Stephen Clarke 1980, Roy Weard, C J Stone, Hawkwind, Jonathan Downes, The Wild Colonial Boy, Martin Springett, Ana Mardoll, Neil Nixon, Charlotte Gainsbourg
And the last few issues are:
Issue 299-300 (Aretha Franklin)
Issue 298 (Alan in Hungary)
Issue 297 (Shir Ordo)
Issue 295-6 (Robert Berry)
Issue 294 (Bow Wow Wow)
Issue 293 (Stonehenge)
Issue 292 (Rolling Stones)
Issue 291 (Alien Weaponry)
Issue 290 (Frank Zappa)
Issue 289 (Misty in Roots)
Issue 288 (Paula Frazer)
Issue 287 (Boss Goodman)
Issue 286 (Monty Python)
Issue 285 (ELP)
Issue 284 (Straqngelove)
Issue 283 (Record Store Day)
Issue 282 (Neil Finn and Fleetwood Mac)
Issue 281 (Carl Palmer)
Issue 280 (Steve Andrews)
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These words from THOM THE WORLD POET seem appropriate

LONG LIVE ALL MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES
LONG LIVE ROCK N ROLE PLAY
Long live People's Community Festivals
Long live Independent Coffee Shops
Long live Recycled Reads and all Small Libraries
Long live Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Assembly
Long live the Freedom to Believe or not Believe
Long live poetry ,philosophy,declamation and rhetoric
Long live TALL stories and short stories
Long live FLASH fiction and slow writings
Long live haiku,senryu,tanka and haibun
Long live clear clean running water
Long live trees and all who shelter under them
Long live earth and all who walk with her
Long live fantasy and projection,laughter and goodwill
Long live YOU and all other mythological constructions
LONG LIVE US!
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FORTEAN BIRD NEWS FROM THE WATCHER OF THE SKIES


What has Corinna's column of Fortean bird news got to do with cryptozoology? 

Well, everything, actually! 

In an article for the first edition of Cryptozoology Bernard Heuvelmans wrote that cryptozoology is the study of 'unexpected animals' and following on from that perfectly reasonable assertion, it seems to us that whereas the study of out-of-place birds may not have the glamour of the hunt for bigfoot or lake monsters, it is still a perfectly valid area for the Fortean zoologist to be interested in.





NESSIENEWS (Caveat Lector)




Unusual object happened to be in the picture. 12-year-old English schoolgirl Charlotte Robinson from Leeds, visited recently with relatives of the ...

NEWS FROM NOWHERE: Wednesday

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