Thursday, August 16, 2018

FORTEAN BIRD NEWS FROM THE WATCHER OF THE SKIES


What has Corinna's column of Fortean bird news got to do with cryptozoology? 

Well, everything, actually! 

In an article for the first edition of Cryptozoology Bernard Heuvelmans wrote that cryptozoology is the study of 'unexpected animals' and following on from that perfectly reasonable assertion, it seems to us that whereas the study of out-of-place birds may not have the glamour of the hunt for bigfoot or lake monsters, it is still a perfectly valid area for the Fortean zoologist to be interested in.

World's largest king penguin colony has declined b...

BIGFOOT NEWS IN BRIEF



The Stump Jumper is back! Two Egg area's famed mini-Bigfoot makes an appearance
The Stump Jumper is back! The legendary mini-Bigfoot like creature is said to stalk areas near the community of Two Egg in northeastern Jackson ...

Talking to the man taking the provincial government to court in aim of proving that Bigfoot exists
A Sasquatch tracker from Golden aims to take the provincial government to court to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt (or a guy in a gorilla suit) that ...

Bigfoot spotted crossing rural New York highway
A driver in upstate New York claims to have seen the legendary creature known as Bigfoot, walking alone Route 4 in Whitehall. Read Full Article ...

THE GONZO BLOG DOO-DAH MAN MIGHT AS WELL SING

The Gonzo Daily: Thursday
YER EDITOR SEZ:
And here we go again. There is no news as far as Corinna is concerned; she is still pain free and in good spirits, and we are both thankful that her next procedure is on Tuesday so we will then (or at least when the results are through a fortnight or so later) know the diagnosis, the prognosis, and what treatment will be necessary.
But it is another day and the same old stuff. Carl has done sterling work on the gardening and also bleaching long neglected paintwork. He has done some serious first aid to the tank in the sitting room and we find that there is a serious re-occurring brown algae bloom. I am embarrassingly skint at the moment mainly because of the current crisis, and the car packing up last month so I cannot  afford one at the moment, but we need a T8 lighting unit that will power two 20w 61cm bulbs. I don't usually do this kind of thing (says me misquoting Neil Tennant) but is there anyone out there in readership land who has such a thing that is surplus to requirements. The fish and I would be extremely grateful.
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NEWS FROM NOWHERE: Thursday

ON THIS DAY IN -   1829 - The "Siamese twins," Chang and Eng Bunker, arrived in Boston, MA. They had come to the Western world to be exhibited. They were 18 years old and joined at the waist. 
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