WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q How can you tell that a rhinoceros has been in your fridge?

A By the footprints in the custard. 

Ha Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news....

Zoologger: Only known 'potter' frog packs eggs in ...

Local myth leads to discovery of new crab genus - ...

Spiders Pose as Bird Poop to Evade Predators

Handcuffs, Bear-Traps and Spikes Lift the Lid on S...

Son of late Ky. snake handler recovering from bite...

Butterfly 'eyespots' add detail to the story of ev...

Autonomous airboats monitor hippo dung in Kenya's ...

Intertwined evolution of human brain and brawn

Concerns grow over farm drugs used like 'sweets'

New design crayfish traps will save platypus from ...

And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: