Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
A: Elephino!
Ha Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!
Now for the news....
Can US eliminate invasive species by eating them?
Woman Getting Off Bus Knocked Out By Airborne Deer...
Woman treated in hospital after snake hiding in to...
Ocean acidification slurps up oysters
Whale killed by cruise ship near New York amid ups...
Badger cull company used Somerset's constabulary '...
Four tigers found in back of car
Vietnam seizes over 1 tonne of ivory
And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:
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