Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.
Q How can you tell that a rhinoceros has been in your fridge?
A By the footprints in the custard.
Ha Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!
Now for the news....
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Bottom trawling causes long-term damage to sea bed...
Mind alteration device makes flies sing and dance
Zoological Society of London creates online game t...
Cats and dogs to be tested for mysterious Mers inf...
Are Mermaids Real?
Dancing Bees Show Researchers The Way To The Best ...
Mice with 'mohawks' help scientists link autism to...
And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:
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