Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.
Q: What do you know when you see three rhinos wearing matching pink sweatshirts?
A: They are all on the same team!
Ha Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!
Now for the news....
Top chef accuses Tesco: 'If you care about our oce...
Laser beam makes flies flirt
Farmer is the last to take cows swimming
Famed Milwaukee County Zoo orangutan's death cause...
USDA spending $3M to feed honeybees in Midwest
Livestock beating pandas to the bamboo buffet
Microscopic Creepy-Crawly Discovered By Ohio State...
Ancient beasts roam Spain's wilderness
And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:
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