Oll is away, so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.
Q: What do you do with a white rhino?
A: Hold its nose until it turns blue.
Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!
Now for the news...
Snake preserved in wine bites woman
Mantas, Devil Rays Butchered for Apothecary Trade ...
Dog's great escape secret is out
Cow Quadruplets Born On Cuba Farm
Turtle Eye Muscle Adapts to Deal With Obstructed V...
Smokey the goldfish survives house fire and two ye...
Study shows many thousands of animals, especially ...
Costa Rica's crocodiles contaminated by banana far...
And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:
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