Tuesday, September 17, 2013

WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away, so for todayYesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q: Why are rhinos large, gray and wrinkled? 
A: If they were small, round and white they would be aspirins

Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news...



  • Outrage over shot badger
  • Small Trout Devours Nearly 20 Shrews
  • Darwin's Dilemma Resolved: Evolution's 'Big Bang' ...
  • How to identify UK animals
  • Firefighters save bearded dragon lizard’s life wit...
  • Pet snakes becoming a danger to humans and wildlif...
  • Hot summer helps boost butterflies
  • Bumblebee, extinct in UK, breeding again after rei...



  • And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:

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