Monday, June 17, 2013

DAVEY CURTIS: On guard!


Dear Jon,

The Sun was shinning and after hours of weeding, my garden was looking lovely. Rosie, Joanne and myself thought it would be a nice idea to get the garden furniture out of the shed and sit back, relax and enjoy a lovely afternoon. So out came the cobweb covered table and chairs followed by the parasol. With much puffing and panting I finally got the bugger up, only to discover some Field mouse had munched bloody great holes in it! Arrrgg! (Cue Tom and Jerry maid voice) “Samson, you no good cat!” “If you don't catch that darn mouse you'll be ouT, oUT, OUT of this house!”


So I have equipped Samson with the latest Mega Blaster Super Soaker 3000. Guaranteed to wash them mouses out of your houses!


Regards


Davey.C

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