Wednesday, September 08, 2010

OLL LEWIS: Yesterday's News Today

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On this day in 1872 infamous liar and owner of the tallest hat in Wisbech, Lord Reginald Elroy-Ponsenby, saw a wasp and tried to raise the alarm. Unfortunately non of the local population believed his wild claims, due to his 'infamous liar' status, and they paid his warning little heed and continued to go about their daily life unaware of the tragedy that was to befall the town. By the end of the day the wasp had made it's way into a local bakers shop where it buzzed around the sticky buns and the pink fingers before nearly stinging the Lord Mayor. The Lord Mayor was so embarrassed by the incident that he immediately resigned and the town has been without a Lord Mayor ever since. Of course the only surviving source of this story is Lord Reginald Elroy-Ponsenby's memoirs, so it could be untrue.
And now, the news:

NOAA designates the eastern North Pacific basking ...
Peterborough man catches monster fish in Wisbech S...
Gulf of Mexico oil spill threatens seahorse specie...
Reopen investigation into Chinese version of the Y...
Polar Bear Sighted In Manitoba Far South Of Normal...
Meet the first man to catch 1,000 different specie...

Hmm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnq96W9jtuw

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