Wednesday, May 05, 2010

OLL LEWIS: Yesterday's News Today

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It’s Election Day in the UK. If you’re a UK-lion you probably should vote or you’ll loose all credibility when you next complain about how useless the government is. I’m not going to tell you who to vote for as that would be incredibly arrogant, but it is worth bearing in mind that legal protection for the Loch Ness Monster is one of the manifesto pledges of the Monster Raving Loony Party (not that I’d want to influence your vote, of course…)
And now, the news:

Experts astounded by 'city of gonads' jellyfish
Beaver dam 'visible from space'
Bull semen smuggled in Thermos bottle
Watch out Mr Toad, Ratty's eating frogs
Voles' frog food
New footage of ospreys captured
Bear rescued after getting stuck up tree

‘Bear’ with me I’ll come up with a profanity free pun from that lot in a day or two I’m sure…

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