On this day in 1940 Chuck Norris was born. It is rumoured that Norris’ tears can cure any disease known to man, it’s a shame that he has NEVER cried. Chuck Norris is also the only known substance that can escape a black hole.
And now, the news:
Phantom kangaroos spotted in Japan
Who's an ugly little Rascal then?
Coconut squirrels go to infinity, and beyond
Duck invasion damages football pitch
Squirrel pie a new pub favourite
Seal meat to be on menu at Canadian Parliament
'Old Baldy' horse head going back up in Philly
The creature in Canada's lake
Owner of Pirates of Caribbean parrot jailed
She’ll be doing bird then…
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