Joseph and his technicolour dreamtoad, and other friends.

The following appeared in the Daily Express....

'A TECHNICOLOR frog has been found Down Under - 30 years after it was thought to have become extinct. The yellow-spotted tree frogs - all 100 of them - were found in New South Wales, proof that there is life after death.

'ONE of my favourite animals has been given a lifeline by British taxpayers. The Mountain Chicken - a giant frog which barks like a dog and raises its tadpoles - has won a grant from Britain's Darwin Initiative. I held one in the rainforest on the Caribbean island of Montserrat as a volcano erupted. The frog's skin secretes a chemical that burns any cuts on your skin, an incredible creature.'

Liz's Note: I don't know who the writer of this piece was but he knows how to live, if not how to punctuate his sentences....