LINDSAY SELBY: A Cryptozoological Carol

To be sung to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas I received in the post an owlman in a large tree
On the second day of Christmas I received in the post two thunderbirds
On the third day of Christmas I received in the post three almas
On the fourth day of Christmas I received in the post four ozark howlers
On the fifth day of Christmas I received in the post five gold ogopogos
On the sixth day of Christmas I received in the post six bunyips laying
On the seventh day of Christmas I received in the post seven Nessies swimming
On the eigth day of Christmas I received in the post eight chupacabras sucking
On the ninth day of Christmas I received in the post nine yetis dancing
On the tenth day of Christmas I received in the post ten spring heeled jacks leaping
On the eleventh day of Christmas I received in the post eleven black dogs howling
On the twelvth day of Christmas I received in the post twelve bigfoots drumming

And an owlman in a large treeeeeee......Merry Christmas everyone. xx *hug*