Thursday, December 03, 2009

KEN GERHARD: San Antonio Bigfoot

On November 30th police on the west side of San Antonio received a 911 call from multiple eyewitnesses who claimed that they saw a hairy hominid over six feet tall run out of the woods and kill a deer. The incident was reported to the local media and broadcast earlier today.

The witnesses were apparently homeless and responding officers who interviewed them found them to be completely sober and rational, though understandably scared. The police chose not to search for the creature. I have just returned from a stakeout of the area, which is located at the intersection of Loop 1604 and highway 151, about ten miles from where I live. The area is somewhat developed, although fairly wooded and located near several creeks. Most of the area is private property and is fenced with barbed wire.

Obviously I was not about to trespass and I'm still not 100% sure of the exact location of the incident. Reporter Joe Conger from Eyewitness News did visit the exact spot earlier today and told me there were some animal bones present. I plan on returning there with him tomorrow to look for tracks and other evidence. Best wishes, all!

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:33 AM

    I have family and friends in Texas. One thing I hear which would not be widely known is that there is apparently a type of creature called a Bigfoot there but answering the description of a Neanderthal and leaving Neanderthal-like tracks. Its face is also Neanderthal-like, and males sport a short fringing beard.

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  2. I hate living north of all the action. If it's a not a Blue Dog sighting, it's Bigfoot, and it's always in San Antone. As the song says, "Well it was there I found, beside the Alamo, enchantments strange as the blue up above."

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