There is a rumour in circulation that Jon's famous monocle, as featured in Three Men Seeking Monsters, is to be acquired at no little expense by the National Museum of Nicaragua. Should such a National Treasure be allowed to go overseas? Could not the British Museum make a bid?
Jon has not, I understand, actually worn it since Biggles (his dog) swallowed it. Indeed, I believe it was recovered only after the administration of liberal doses of syrup of figs.
Well thats all well and good but what about Jon's Libarace dressing gown? What became of that I wonder.
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