Friday, October 09, 2009

OLL LEWIS: Yesterday’s News Today


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Its Friday and time for the Friday Fact:

During the 1980s Margaret Thatcher was afraid of one thing and one thing only: ninjas. So great was her fear of ninja assassination she gave her sinister lick-spittles orders to expunge all references to ninjas in all entertainment media in the country in order to try to fool the British public into believing that ninjas did not exist. According to recently disclosed documents more than half of the tax revenue raised in the year 1989 was spent on changing the name of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to Hero Turtles.

And now, the news:

A lot of doe

ND woman's 7-foot-long dog could be record holder

‘Dead mermaid’ hoax spreads like wildfire

Researcher studies monkeys in Africa to better understand virus evolution

Tackling university animal abuse

Stephen Fry docu parrot's romp with presenter gets 500k hits on YouTube

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous10:55 PM

    Ninjas? Really? You couldn't make it up... could you?

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