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“What happened yesterday in the world of news related to cryptozoology?” you might ask (well you might if it wasn’t such a mouthful) well I’m about to tell you, and I hope you appreciate it because I’m typing this with only one eye today as the other one is too sore to even open at the moment. I could regale you all with the exciting and fascinating story of why my eye is sore this evening and I’m sure you would all be most entertained by this tale derring-do, adventures on the high seas and me singing the king of Spain’s beard, but alas it would just be a pointless tall tale to cover up the fact that I’ve been rubbing my eye too much. Anyway you’re all due a film of the week; this week’s film is ‘1408’, which I recommend you watch alone in a dark room and if you have to stay in a hotel at some point this week I suggest bringing the film along with you to play on your laptop. It is a rare thing, a horror movie that will actually disturb you rather than grossing you out or making you jump and John Cusack gives perhaps his best ever performance. I’ve wasted enough of your time now, in the words of Jeff Lynne ‘here is the news’:
Mystery animals spotted in Palisades
Fancy watching real pond life?
Hellhound stalking Cannock Chase?
Wisconsin Cougar Confirmed
And
Trinidad rancher finds mutilated cow
Apparently, it was a scene of ‘udder’ carnage.
“What happened yesterday in the world of news related to cryptozoology?” you might ask (well you might if it wasn’t such a mouthful) well I’m about to tell you, and I hope you appreciate it because I’m typing this with only one eye today as the other one is too sore to even open at the moment. I could regale you all with the exciting and fascinating story of why my eye is sore this evening and I’m sure you would all be most entertained by this tale derring-do, adventures on the high seas and me singing the king of Spain’s beard, but alas it would just be a pointless tall tale to cover up the fact that I’ve been rubbing my eye too much. Anyway you’re all due a film of the week; this week’s film is ‘1408’, which I recommend you watch alone in a dark room and if you have to stay in a hotel at some point this week I suggest bringing the film along with you to play on your laptop. It is a rare thing, a horror movie that will actually disturb you rather than grossing you out or making you jump and John Cusack gives perhaps his best ever performance. I’ve wasted enough of your time now, in the words of Jeff Lynne ‘here is the news’:
Mystery animals spotted in Palisades
Fancy watching real pond life?
Hellhound stalking Cannock Chase?
Wisconsin Cougar Confirmed
And
Trinidad rancher finds mutilated cow
Apparently, it was a scene of ‘udder’ carnage.
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