LETTER FROM GEORDIE DAVE

Dear Jon,

Cryptozoological gargoyle tree type thingy-ma-jiggy.

I added the word "cryptozoological" to get your attention to what is a non starter but I hope you will forgive me.

Read on, dear fellow, read on. You may remember at the end of February I sent you a blurry photo of what I thought may have been a Pine Marten sticking it's head out from behind a tree at Bolam Lake.I know at the time I said Meerkat but I was confused. (Confused as a newt)

Anyway, I went back to Bolam to have a bit of a snoop about in the shrubbery but it turns out my Pine marten/Meerkat was just an unusual gargoyle like growth sticking out the side of the tree. Never mind eh? Win some lose some, honestly the things I do for the CFZ.....moan,
grumble, nobody cares about me, ect, ect.

Regards Davy.C