Thursday, September 06, 2018

CRYPTOLINK: Vampiric attacks in Puerto Riso

A word about cryptolinks: we are not responsible for the content of cryptolinks, which are merely links to outside articles that we think are interesting (sometimes for the wrong reasons), usually posted up without any comment whatsoever from me. 


This really looks like a gargoyle, and this is similar to the legendary Chupacabra. By the way, on Puerto Rico for the first time began to talk about the ...

BIGFOOT NEWS IN BRIEF




... acknowledge the existence of sasquatch and infringed on his rights as they relate to his concerns regarding the “primate, also known as bigfoot.”.

THE GONZO BLOG DOO-DAH MAN CONSIDERS HIS POSITION

The Gonzo Daily: Thursday
 
YER EDITOR SEZ:
 
Corinna is in Bideford having a blood test, and she sent me a IM on Facebook Messenger, saying that one of the nurses is off sick, and there are severe delays. However, an hour later, out of the bit above my glasses, I saw a figure come in through the gate, and I shouted cheerfully "Everything OK, honey?" and the Postman entered the office, and said something like "That's the first time you have called me 'honey'".
 
I continue to pretend that I am a popstar, and - after all - I have now sold two whole copies of my new album Coldharbour. And so yesterday I persuaded Charlotte to put on a monster mask, and we got a very credible Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros Tribute Act in the shape of Andy the Druid, and I filmed my first ever promotional video...
 
 
I have even started an EPK for anyone who wants to review the record. Please email me on jon@eclipse.co.uk if that is the case, and please be nice. My ego is far too fragile for the sort of criticism that some reviewers dish out. 
 
Coldharbour, by the way, can be found here: https://jondownes1.bandcamp.com/releases
 
I think it is really rather good, but then again I would say that wouldn't I?
 
Corinna continues to be pain free, and although she has intermittent discomfort is doing rather well. There is no further news from the hospital except for the fact that she needs more tests, and so the waiting game continues. Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers. I am convinced that the barrage of love and blessings you have sent us so far has borne remarkable results...
 
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THE COLDHARBOUR DIARIES: Jon shoots a video


I have just released a digital album, and—partly as an experiment to see if what people say about the current state of the music industry—and partly to stoke my massive ego, I am actually trying to promote it for a change, but sharing my experiences with you guys in readershipland...

https://jondownes1.bandcamp.com/releases

I continue to pretend that I am a popstar, and - after all - I have now sold two whole copies of my new album Coldharbour. And so yesterday I persuaded Charlotte to put on a monster mask, and we got a very credible Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros Tribute Act in the shape of Andy the Druid, and I filmed my first ever promotional video...

Read on...

BIG CAT ROUND UP

The hunt for British Big Cats attracts far more newspaper-column inches than any other cryptozoological subject. 

There are so many of them now that we feel that they should be archived by us in some way, so we are publishing a regular round-up of the stories as they come in. 

The worldwide mystery cat phenomenon (or group of phenomena, if we are to be more accurate) is not JUST about cryptozoology. At its most basic level it is about the relationship between our species and various species of larger cat. That is why sometimes you will read stories here that appear to have nothing to do with cryptozoology but have everything to do with human/big cat interaction. As committed Forteans, we believe that until we understand the nature of these interactions, we have no hope of understanding the truth that we are seeking


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