Wednesday, January 31, 2018

THE RETURN OF THE GONZO BLOG DOO-DAH MAN

The Gonzo Daily: Wednesday
 
George from the Pink Fairies has died, and all of us at Gonzo send our love and blessings to his family and friends. He was a true original. I only met him once but he made a huge impression on me, and I am sad to realise that I will not meet him again this side of the rock and roll after party.
 
I returned from London late yesterday, acutely aware that I had been more than secretive about it all.
 
OK now I can talk about it. I am sorry that I couldn't before, but there was an embargo until yesterday (although several newspapers broke the embargo). Most of what the newspapers say is true. Some isn't. but that's life:
 
1. CAPCOM, the video games company have launched a competition to find evidence for the existence of a list often cryptids. There is a 50 grand reward. I have been asked to adjudicate this competition, and pronounce a winner at the end of June. Evidence has already started coming in, although I have not seen it yet.
2. The £50,000 is NOT mine. I do not have such money, and truthfully I never have. If I did have access to sums like that I would fix my roof. I am dedicated to cryptozoology but not THAT dedicated.
3. I have been in London for the past few days with Graham pushing me around the "Teeming Metropolis" in my wheelchair. I conducted a whole string of radio shows about the CAPCOM compy. And in the meantime I also plugged the CFZ, and OTT.
4. A few weeks ago. Graham, Charlotte and I took a party of journalists, and CAPCOM executives out to a location where a whole string of sightings of what appear to be a big cat have been made.  We instructed them in the royal and ancient art of collecting hair samples, and setting out sand traps. Much to our great pleasure an interesting skeleton was found.
5. The skeleton is of a large and elderly sheep, and presents some interesting points:
   a. There are no knife or hatchet marks on the bones and o signs that it was butchered
   b. The front of the muzzle is damaged, suggesting that the assailant may have clamped its jaws over the muzzle of the            sheep to subdue it by suffocation. This is something that is habitually done by various felids.
   c. The sheep was too big to have been carried by a fox
   d. The bones are too intact to have been predated by a badger
   e. If the killing had been by a dog, the animal would have  ben torn apart in situ, and there are no sheep for       a       considerable distance
   f. The investigation is ongoing.
 
ciaou....
 
Forgive me for always banging on about our webTV show, but it matters a lot to me, and I would be grateful for as many people as possible to see it, and spread the tidings of it far and wide:
 
 
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But for now, here is the news:
 
THOM THE WORLD POET: The Daily Poem
YES ALUMNI IN THE NEWS
FRANK ZAPPA IN THE NEWS
NAPOLEON MURPHY BROCK NEWS
THE GONZO TRACK OF THE DAY:  Pink Fairies. the sna...
 
 
Gonzo Weekly #271
THE MARK HIS WORDS ISSUE
 
Gonzo Grande Fromage Rob Ayling talks frankly about his friendship with Fall leader Mark E. Smith who died this week, Alan concludes his surrealistic exposition featuring Salvador Dali, Andy Warhol, Nico and Alice Cooper amongst others, Neil explains all about Sharon Tandy, and Graham brings us up to date with Hawkwind as well as going into the studio with The Space Pharaohs Arizona’s leading Hawkwind tribute band. And meanwhile, Jn talks about the end of the world!
 
Hail Eris!
 
And there are radio shows from Strange Fruit, AND Friday Night Progressive, but Mack Maloney is absent this week due to problems beyond our control. The columns from all sorts of folk including Neil Nixon, Roy Weard, C J Stone, Mr Biffo are on hiatus this week, but we do have the irrepressible Corinna. There is also a collection of more news, reviews, views, interviews and southern dibblers who have gone for a snooze (OK, nothing to do with small marsupials who have probably got hangovers and have decided to have a little rest, but I got carried away with things that rhymed with OOOOS) than you can shake a stick at. And the best part is IT's ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
 
This issue features:
 
Paul McCartney, Jack White, Erykah Badu, Elton John, Neil Diamond, Rod Stewart,Strange Fruit, Friday Night Progressive, Hugh Ramopolo Masekela, Preston Shannon, Terry Evans, Mario Guccio, James Walter Rodford, Derrick Coleman, Naomi Parker, Lari White Cannon, Ursula Kroeber Le Guin, Jeremy Inkel, Mark Edward Smith, Barbara Dickson, Jessica Lee Morgan, Rick Wakeman, Billion Dollar Babies, Tangerine Dream, Rob Ayling, Alan Dearling, Gala Dali, Salvador Dali, Andy Warhol, Jeff Fenholt, Sharon Tandy, Kev Rowland, Eigensinn, Empire, Engst, Enslaved, Entheos, Gnaw, Hangman, The Fright, In Search of Sun, In-Defilade, Hawkwind, Space Pharaohs, Metallica, Jimi Hendrix, Beatles, The Who, ELO, Pink Floyd, Neil Nixon, Bill Fay
 
And the last few issues are:
 
Issue 270 (Eric Clapton)
Issue 269 (Narnia)
Issue 267-8 (Happy New Year)
Issue 265-6 (The Who)
Issue 264 (John McLaughlin)
Issue 263 (The magic Band)
Issue 262 (DikMik)
Issue 261 (Leonard Cohen)
Issue 260 (Amsterdam Squat Festie)
Issue 259 (Out come thee Freaks)
Issue 258 (The Devil's Jukebox)
Issue 257 (Judge Smith)
Issue 255/6 (John Lennon)
Issue 254 (Mr Biffo)
Issue 253 (Dana Gillespie)
Issue 252 (Cropredy)
Issue 251 (Scott Walker)
Issue 250 (Jamms)
Issue 249 (Bill Bruford)
Issue 248 (The Selecter)
Issue 247 (Don Airey)
Issue 246 (Steve Hackett)
Issue 244-5 (Summer Special)
 
 
All issues from #70 can be downloaded at www.gonzoweekly.com if you prefer. If you have problems downloading, just email me and I will add you to the Gonzo Weekly dropbox. The first 69 issues are archived there as well. Information is power chaps, we have to share it!
 
You can download the magazine in pdf form HERE:
 
SPECIAL NOTICE: If you, too, want to unleash the power of your inner rock journalist, and want to join a rapidly growing band of likewise minded weirdos please email me at jon@eclipse.co.uk The more the merrier really.
 
* The Gonzo Daily is a two way process. If you have any news or want to write for us, please contact me at jon@eclipse.co.uk. If you are an artist and want to showcase your work, or even just say hello please write to me at gonzo@cfz.org.uk. Please copy, paste and spread the word about this magazine as widely as possible. We need people to read us in order to grow, and as soon as it is viable we shall be invading more traditional magaziney areas. Join in the fun, spread the word, and maybe if we all chant loud enough we CAN stop it raining. See you tomorrow...
 
* The Gonzo Daily is - as the name implies - a daily online magazine (mostly) about artists connected to the Gonzo Multimedia group of companies. But it also has other stuff as and when the editor feels like it. The same team also do a weekly newsletter called - imaginatively - The Gonzo Weekly. Find out about it at this link: www.gonzo-multimedia.blogspot.co.uk
 
* We should probably mention here, that some of our posts are links to things we have found on the internet that we think are of interest. We are not responsible for spelling or factual errors in other people's websites. Honest guv!
 
* Jon Downes, the Editor of all these ventures (and several others) is an old hippy of 58 who - together with a Jack Russell called Archie, an infantile orange cat named after a song by Frank Zappa, and two half grown kittens, one totally coincidentally named after one of the Manson Family, purely because she squeaks, puts it all together from a converted potato shed in a tumbledown cottage deep in rural Devon which he shares with various fish. He is ably assisted by his lovely wife Corinna, his bulldog/boxer Prudence, his elderly mother-in-law, and a motley collection of social malcontents. Plus.. did we mention Archie and the Cats?

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