Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.
Q Why are rhinos large, gray and wrinkled?
A If they were small, round and white they would be aspirins
Ha Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!
Now for the news....
White-faced darter dragonfly reintroduced to Chesh...
Fossilised crocodile tooth 'largest of its kind in...
Five Alaska Wolf Pups Rescued by Firefighters
The Fiercer Sex: Why Female Scorpions Sting More Q...
Cats found to eat more in the winter
Unusual parenting behaviour by Southeast Asian spe...
New Ramsar site for Andorra
Panama saves whales, protects world trade
And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:
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