Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.
Q How can you tell that a rhinoceros has been in your fridge?
A By the footprints in the custard.
Ha Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!
Now for the news....
Full Moon Lures Ferocious Muskie Fish to Bite
Bats and badgers may be rehomed for Thame developm...
Fish more inclined to crash into each other than b...
New Zealand to speed up its shark-finning ban
Wasp uses zinc-tipped drill to lay eggs
'Listening' helps scientists track bats without ex...
Australian tour operator bans elephant rides in As...
Asian relative of cane toad threatens Madagascar h...
And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:
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