WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q How can you tell that a rhinoceros has been in your fridge?

A By the footprints in the custard. 

Ha Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news....

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And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: