WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q: What do you do with a white rhino? 

A: Hold its nose until it turns blue. 

Ha Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news....

The story of animal domestication retold: Scientis...

Those whose wild animal pets were taken, killed sa...

Giant Asian Hornet heading for Kent after 'causing...

Rat Poison Harms Famous California Cougar

New London Zoo triplet tiger cubs in 'rude health'...

The trouble with turtles: Paleontology at a crossr...

Zimbabwe’s presidential elephants under threat

Alternative identification methods for threatened ...

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Fish removed from Swindon canal to prevent illegal...

And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: