WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q How can you tell that a rhinoceros has been in your fridge?

A By the footprints in the custard. 

Ha Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news....

Scientists tether lionfish to Cayman reefs

Baseline data indicates another turtle nesting hot...

Chessington World of Adventures ‘sells miracle rhi...

Recent seizures highlight trouble for Asia’s torto...

Fishing with Otters in Bangladesh – A Dying Tradit...

Wild Chimps Prefer a Firm Bed

Researchers Discover Cave Insects With Sex-reverse...

East African honeybees safe from invasive pests .....

Booming demand pushes Florida to limit sea cucumbe...

Japan to redesign Antarctic whale hunt after UN co...

And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: