Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.
1st rhinoceros: "What's that over there?"
2nd rhinoceros: "It's a hippopotamus."
1st rhinoceros: "Imagine having such a horrible face!!!"
Ha Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!
Now for the news....
Diver survives death spiral in whale attack
Houston “Chupacabra” Sightings Could Be Real, Inte...
Giant, 30,000-year-old virus Pithovirus sibericum ...
The Eurasian lynx as a key to the conservation and...
Prequel outshines the original: Exceptional fossil...
Ferocious dino was European giant
Japan saves humpback breeding grounds
Great white shark's epic ocean trek
And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:
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