WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q: How do you know when a rhino's about to charge? 
A: He takes out his credit card. 

Ha Ha! That was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news....

The Nail in the Coffin for the Mission Beach Agile...

Stench may be ebbing but battle brews again over s...

Rabbit rescued from chimney after spending three d...

3.5 billion-year-old fossil found

Australia: Snake eats crocodile after battle

19th century fish attends Royal Devon and Exeter H...

Trail of Red Riding Hood traced

New Hebrides trench: First look at unexplored deep...

Top chef accuses Tesco: 'If you care about our oce...

Laser beam makes flies flirt

Farmer is the last to take cows swimming

Famed Milwaukee County Zoo orangutan's death cause...

USDA spending $3M to feed honeybees in Midwest

Livestock beating pandas to the bamboo buffet

Microscopic Creepy-Crawly Discovered By Ohio State...

Ancient beasts roam Spain's wilderness

And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: