Thursday, January 23, 2014

OLL LEWIS: Yesterday's News Today

Yesterday’s News Today
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Today is Bounty Day in the Pitcairn Islands. Curiously, Bounty Day is nothing to do with the ship The Bounty, which the crew who were later to settle the islands mutinied on, but is actually a celebration of the famous coconut chocolate bar. It is said that when the islanders were starving, a crate of milk-choc Bounties had washed up on a beach on Norfolk Island and this saved the colony. The islanders found out about the dark choc variety in 1989 and out of sheer excitement, a law was passed that forbade the consumption of any other foodstuff, a law the islanders have never broken apart from one unfortunate incident when an old man was caught eating a choc dip.

And now the news:

  • Mpuma family believes mermaid took missing boy
  • Palm Oil Company Ordered to Pay $30 Million for Il...
  • Review highlights decline in soldier beetles
  • Cops flee from station as family dumps goblin
  • Leading retailer pulls civet coffee off shelves
  • Constructed Wetlands Save Frogs, Birds Threatened ...
  • Keeping Whales Safe in Sound

  • Singapore and Thailand customs seize over 40kg rhi...

  • I bet you're all considering buying a Bounty today, now you've been reminded that they are a thing:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-gHUDd4FyA

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