Wednesday, September 25, 2013

WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away, so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q: What did the rhino say to Napoleon Bonaparte? 

A: Nothing. Rhinos don't speak French.

Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news...


  • Gestation Crates Have No Place in U.S. Food Produc...
  • Taxonomy: The spy who loved frogs
  • Zambian rhinos making a long slow recovery from ex...
  • Police: Woman's Body Eaten By Wolf Dogs
  • Doctor regrows man’s missing fingertip using pig b...
  • Are Zoos Really a Setting for Ecotourism?
  • Large male orangutan rescued in Borneo
  • Mass Rhino Slaughter in South Africa Worries Conse...



  • And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work:

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