WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away, so for todayYesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q: Can rhinos see well? 
A: Ever seen a rhino with specs?

Ha Ha that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news...

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Can we save Mojave desert tortoises by moving them...

And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: