WALLY THE COMEDY RHINOCEROS: Yesterday's News Today

Oll is away so for today Yesterday's News Today is done by Wally the Comedy Rhinoceros. He is a stand-up comedian of some renown. Here is one of his rhino-related jokes.

Q: How do you know if there is a rhino in the pub? 
A: His bike is outside.

Ha Ha; that was funny. Sidesplitting. Yes. Ha!

Now for the news...

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Animal rights campaigner Joan Court, 94, goes on '..

And now for a happy tune that you can whistle while you work: